Rick Warren just wants a piece

What happened last time we had an outrageously anti-gay pastor? Does anyone remember Ted Haggard? Rick Warren better watch that ass before he ends up with a meth-head boyfriend sucking dick in a back alley. Cuz you know the ones who mind the most are always knee-deep in it. The fag behind the curtain had this to say in a recent interview:

"RICK WARREN: But the issue to me is, I’m not opposed to that as much as I’m opposed to the redefinition of a 5,000-year definition of marriage. I’m opposed to having a brother and sister be together and call that marriage. I’m opposed to an older guy marrying a child and calling that a marriage. I’m opposed to one guy having multiple wives and calling that marriage.
STEVEN WALDMAN: Do you think, though, that they are equivalent to having gays getting married?
RICK WARREN: Oh I do. …"

You know, this reminds me... some bitch gave me his book, A Purpose Driven Life when I was in college, and I had just come out of the closet - I feel like it was a last ditch attempt on her part to save me from myself. I tried to read it too, but my eyes glazed over and I started having seizures a quarter of the way in. He used lots of buzz words like, "the light", "the one", "salvation", and always capitalized the word "He" and "Him". That shit is so cultish if you ask me - it's subtle brainwashing! I eventionally ended up giving the book to my coworker because I hated her and knew she would pick it up like the bible and go to town with it. And by town I mean psycho bitch town.

Obama has decided to play a prank on all of us gays by inviting Rick Warren to his inaguration in January. Really, Obama? Already you're surrounding yourself with mongoloids? If you ask me he needs better staff who will bitch slap him when he comes up with ideas like this. I'd happily spend the next four years bitch slapping Obama whenever he starts thinking about dumb shit. If someone would have had that job when Bush was president (he's been dead to me for years so I don't count him as president anymore) that guy wouldn't have skin on his hands anymore after all the slapping. He'd eventually just be slapping Bush with a bloody stump or creepy skeletor fingers. Bush needs a good slapping 10 times an hour!

Rick Warren says horribly ignorant, homophobic shit that we need to hold him accountable for. In 10 years when gay marriage is legal I'm gonna dedicate my first book to him.