I woke up this morning and the first thought that popped into my brain cell was this delicious picture to the right. Well I mean I wasn't hungry for a picture I was hungry for what's in the picture, obvi. Living next to McDonalds makes your life just a little bit harder than it has to be because you're constantly fighting that fried bread and burger smell. Normally that smell makes me nauseous but the longer I live in my current apartment the harder it is to fight the McDonalds... I officially have the McCrackles!
The second thought that popped into my head this morning was what was going on with my face when I looked in the mirror. I typically shave twice a week but with the help of my new friend, Ambien, things that happen between the hours of 10PM and 10AM remain a mystery. The more Ambien I take, the less I remember how ghetto life is currently... refill please? I honestly can't remember the last time I shaved but I'm guessing by the size of the dead animal that has found it's way to my jawline, it's probably been 9 or 10 days. Thankfully it's winter so I can use the cold as an excuse, when in reality we all know it's because I can't contain my severe case of McCrackles anymore! The McCrackles are shining through!
Happy Friday everyone.
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