People constantly ridicule me for being such a pansy when it comes to flying in an airplane. I can't even look at an airplane without getting nervous unless I've pumped copious amounts of alcohol and/or mood stabilizers into my blood system. But then things like this happen and people realize I'm not a complete crazy person. I swear to god I'm never going to get on another plane for the rest of my life.
Everyone take a walk in a park, slow the fuck down and avoid all kinds of man made machines, especially ones that go faster than 5 miles an hour. I'm taking the day off and am hiding under the covers until this bitch of a Friday the 13th is over. Mommy I'm scared.
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I turn into a completely panicked toddler when I have to fly. Hence the pharmacy I carry with me. Also, I'M FROM BUFFALO AND FLY TO AND FROM THERE EVERY WINTER! I'm just sayin'.
ReplyDeletegod in heaven save us! are you working from home today? if so we should dust off the cobwebs to your little pharmacy and have a hay day.
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