Technology is getting freakish. I know people were saying the same thing when calculators and vibrating dildos came along, but seriously the shit that is coming out on the web is beginning to make me think the Antichrist is about to return.
I have a friend who recently paired up with the guy who started up SocialMedian.com and I am totes bewildered. I have an account but I have no idea what the fuck to do with it. Apparently you can get your news filtered through your "networks" but I don't really have any networks online. If the news doesn't come to me by way of DListed, Perez, Xtube, or a drunken Access Hollywood viewing, I'm not going to get it. Sorry world news, I'm too drunk and depressed right now to care about you.
I also got a Twitter account which is basically like notifying people every time you take a shit. Seriously, you can text message Twitter and let them know each and every time you sneeze, shit, barf, individually or all at the same time. Trust me when I say I will be updating everyone if that happens.
Other then that I'm really just trying to drink this winter away. It was going really good until that snow storm hit a few weeks ago and now everytime I step outside, my testicles crawl up into my intestinal tract. I just want to bitch-slap the cold! I did not move to Portland to freeze my nuts off! Speaking of things shriveling up and getting tinier, La Pequena has blessed us with a brand new video! La Pequena Britney Spears! Enjoy the link below...
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